/r/Showerthoughts

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If you think about it, scrambled eggs is really just fried chicken

1 upvotes • ShakeItLikeIDo

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When Batman beats the crap out of criminals with his fists, it's awesome; but when cops do it, it's police brutality...

1 upvotes • Brian_The_Bar-Brian

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In order to win you have to have the right mettle, but don't go meddling or you might get stripped of your metal medal.

1 upvotes • dapriceisright33

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The ocean is just a big soup

1 upvotes • Littlefuty

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The day you were born was the beginning of the end

1 upvotes • SomebodysReddit

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Nobody is talking about being on DEFCON 3.

1 upvotes • JuicySpark

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Billionaires trying to buy politicians just proves that they only ever make money from other peoples’ work

1 upvotes • Viva_Da_Nang

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The Olympics is the only place you can wave an American flag without feeling like a MAGA moron.

1 upvotes • Suck_Boy_Tony

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Babies have no prior life-experience but demand to be looked after.

1 upvotes • Yagumo_neh

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Mosquito bites that don’t itch. Would we hate them as much?

1 upvotes • Choice-Ad6376

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If you think about it, scrambled eggs is really just fried chicken	1	ShakeItLikeIDo
When Batman beats the crap out of criminals with his fists, it's awesome; but when cops do it, it's police brutality...	1	Brian_The_Bar-Brian
In order to win you have to have the right mettle, but don't go meddling or you might get stripped of your metal medal.	1	dapriceisright33
The ocean is just a big soup	1	Littlefuty
The day you were born was the beginning of the end	1	SomebodysReddit
Nobody is talking about being on DEFCON 3.	1	JuicySpark
Billionaires trying to buy politicians just proves that they only ever make money from other peoples’ work	1	Viva_Da_Nang
The Olympics is the only place you can wave an American flag without feeling like a MAGA moron.	1	Suck_Boy_Tony
Babies have no prior life-experience but demand to be looked after.	1	Yagumo_neh
Mosquito bites that don’t itch. Would we hate them as much?	1	Choice-Ad6376