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After death is true immortality. Since immorality is defined as being unable to die it is only concerned with the present and future, not the past and since after you die you cannot die -again- then you are technically immortal

1 upvotes • Own-Lettuce26

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Loki, an Asgardian Norse God...had zippers on his jacket.

1 upvotes • NappyFlickz

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Shows that incorporated COVID into their plots ground them in the present at the moment, but dated them horribly after the fact.

1 upvotes • 3Power

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Having a sneezing fit while trying to take a piss is the worst; two necessary bodily functions are fighting each other.

1 upvotes • Freddy_Pharkas

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The Olympic Games showcase the progress of human evolution.

1 upvotes • crispychickenadhd

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u-turns should be n-turns, every other direction is from the point of view of the driver.

1 upvotes • Sherman80526

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U-Turns should be n-turns, every other direction is from the point of view of the driver.

1 upvotes • Sherman80526

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“But I’m a creep….. I’m a weirdooo….”

1 upvotes • pablohoneyenjoyer93

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Soon the most common excuse for calling off work will be "my car isn't charged."

1 upvotes • Compliance-Manager

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Horses are the house-slaves of the work animal community.

1 upvotes • Ordinary-Ad-3557

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After death is true immortality. Since immorality is defined as being unable to die it is only concerned with the present and future, not the past and since after you die you cannot die -again- then you are technically immortal	1	Own-Lettuce26
Loki, an Asgardian Norse God...had zippers on his jacket.	1	NappyFlickz
Shows that incorporated COVID into their plots ground them in the present at the moment, but dated them horribly after the fact.	1	3Power
Having a sneezing fit while trying to take a piss is the worst; two necessary bodily functions are fighting each other.	1	Freddy_Pharkas
The Olympic Games showcase the progress of human evolution.	1	crispychickenadhd
u-turns should be n-turns, every other direction is from the point of view of the driver.	1	Sherman80526
U-Turns should be n-turns, every other direction is from the point of view of the driver.	1	Sherman80526
“But I’m a creep….. I’m a weirdooo….”	1	pablohoneyenjoyer93
Soon the most common excuse for calling off work will be "my car isn't charged."	1	Compliance-Manager
Horses are the house-slaves of the work animal community.	1	Ordinary-Ad-3557