| No, a dozen is not nine. | 2877 | DataHasRedHair | | | | |
| Customers brought their own beer | 2439 | subtleglow87 | | | | |
| The guy who refused to order anything because we didn't carry his brand of beer. | 2127 | DrWhoisOverRated | | | | |
| Yes, you have to pay for our most popular “side.” | 1705 | nothingbutbluesky43 | | | | |
| The Butter Debate | 940 | Thanerdat11 | | | | |
| A couple came in 10 minutes before close time and got angry when we don't let them dine in | 665 | Intelligent_Date1849 | | | | |
| 3 glasses of half and half | 487 | TheyCallMeYahtzee | | | | |
| Caesar salad minus the caesar | 353 | YakubianSnowApe | | | | |
| ideally, kids go on the inside of the booth (burn story) | 315 | Gern_Blanstein | | | | |
| Customer wanted help cancelling his Tinder Gold (in a pizzeria) | 306 | beaslei | | | | |
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