/r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish all zoophiles worldwide stopped being sexually attracted to animals and became sexually attracted to noodles instead. NSFW

956 upvotes • Temnodontosaurus

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I wish that people who have actually read George Orwell’s 1984 are the only ones who get to make comparisons to it and use the phrase “literally 1984”

483 upvotes • Regi413

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I wish the United states would abolish its nuclear weapons

140 upvotes • fireskull8

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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who look good, I would call her, wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.

27 upvotes • sr_steve

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I wish Christianity was a polytheistic religion

26 upvotes • Gnidlaps-94

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I wish that I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, would vanquish a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword!

22 upvotes • ProphetofTables

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I wish to somehow win the 2024 US Presidential Election with my girlfriend as VP.

21 upvotes • Temnodontosaurus

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I wish everyone on this Sub would actually read The Monkey’s Paw

19 upvotes • Donstar_Playz-yt

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I wish that every person who chooses to engage in violence, threats of violence, or violent war, would go blind.

19 upvotes • SuggestableFred

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I wish all dealers of adictive narcotics would cease to exist.

19 upvotes • braindamage253

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish all zoophiles worldwide stopped being sexually attracted to animals and became sexually attracted to noodles instead. NSFW	956	Temnodontosaurus
I wish that people who have actually read George Orwell’s 1984 are the only ones who get to make comparisons to it and use the phrase “literally 1984”	483	Regi413
I wish the United states would abolish its nuclear weapons	140	fireskull8
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who look good, I would call her, wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.	27	sr_steve
I wish Christianity was a polytheistic religion	26	Gnidlaps-94
I wish that I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, would vanquish a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword!	22	ProphetofTables
I wish to somehow win the 2024 US Presidential Election with my girlfriend as VP.	21	Temnodontosaurus
I wish everyone on this Sub would actually read The Monkey’s Paw	19	Donstar_Playz-yt
I wish that every person who chooses to engage in violence, threats of violence, or violent war, would go blind.	19	SuggestableFred
I wish all dealers of adictive narcotics would cease to exist.	19	braindamage253