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Today while watching porn my phone slip and got the screen cracked so it really made me think that maybe this is a sign for me because I have been watching so much porn wasting my time when i could be doing something productive. So I decided to wank 4th time that day using my imagination instead.

by /u/sgc0014 in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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