/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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A piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender refuses to serve him, saying, "We don't serve your kind around here."

39 upvotes • [deleted]

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What does sandpaper and school have in common?

39 upvotes • YannisAP

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I asked the devout priest why his salads always tasted so heavenly.

39 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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"Doctor, the contractions are getting worse!"

39 upvotes • ExclusiveFourEyedMan

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Everyone’s so divided on Hawaiian pizza, so I thought I’d give it a try.

39 upvotes • AdamWestsButtDouble

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The Verge reached out to Musk for comment.

39 upvotes • parappa_the_gamer

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My sub blew up!

39 upvotes • CJ3510

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"What did the bartender say to the customer? . . . No, seriously, what did he say? I'm deaf."

39 upvotes • [deleted]

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Mail order ice cream; arrive as soup

38 upvotes • DustiKat

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Fifteen minutes before curtain, the Maestro looked over his sheet music one last time.

38 upvotes • Thrylomitsos

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender refuses to serve him, saying, "We don't serve your kind around here."	39	[deleted]
What does sandpaper and school have in common?	39	YannisAP
I asked the devout priest why his salads always tasted so heavenly.	39	Outside_Normal
"Doctor, the contractions are getting worse!"	39	ExclusiveFourEyedMan
Everyone’s so divided on Hawaiian pizza, so I thought I’d give it a try.	39	AdamWestsButtDouble
The Verge reached out to Musk for comment.	39	parappa_the_gamer
My sub blew up!	39	CJ3510
"What did the bartender say to the customer? . . . No, seriously, what did he say? I'm deaf."	39	[deleted]
Mail order ice cream; arrive as soup	38	DustiKat
Fifteen minutes before curtain, the Maestro looked over his sheet music one last time.	38	Thrylomitsos