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Fencing is the best resemblance of my life during COVID-19.

40 upvotes • SneakySolo

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I was just told about 420 Blaze It and wanted to try it.

40 upvotes • GuyAwks

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As I approached the building, I noticed a sign saying, "Restaurant currently closed due to short staff."

40 upvotes • DismalDude77

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I sobbed as my father slammed his fist into the table, furious.

40 upvotes • Fandoms_local_Kiwi

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My children asked me if it was called "Boxing Day" because of the way shoppers fought each other over the sales.

40 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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[NOV2020] “Black Friday is a great way to test a new retail worker’s resolve,” my manager’s voice boomed over the PA system.

39 upvotes • cindybubbles

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"Not even the children will be spared,"

39 upvotes • WarWolf_118

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"What did the bartender say to the customer? . . . No, seriously, what did he say? I'm deaf."

39 upvotes • [deleted]

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I think I may have a point when I say:

39 upvotes • mrchicai

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Before the coffee kicks in, performing basic tasks like unscrewing a lid requires a level of concentration on par with defusing a bomb.

39 upvotes • MarioP79

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Fencing is the best resemblance of my life during COVID-19.	40	SneakySolo
I was just told about 420 Blaze It and wanted to try it.	40	GuyAwks
As I approached the building, I noticed a sign saying, "Restaurant currently closed due to short staff."	40	DismalDude77
I sobbed as my father slammed his fist into the table, furious.	40	Fandoms_local_Kiwi
My children asked me if it was called "Boxing Day" because of the way shoppers fought each other over the sales.	40	Outside_Normal
[NOV2020] “Black Friday is a great way to test a new retail worker’s resolve,” my manager’s voice boomed over the PA system.	39	cindybubbles
"Not even the children will be spared,"	39	WarWolf_118
"What did the bartender say to the customer? . . . No, seriously, what did he say? I'm deaf."	39	[deleted]
I think I may have a point when I say:	39	mrchicai
Before the coffee kicks in, performing basic tasks like unscrewing a lid requires a level of concentration on par with defusing a bomb.	39	MarioP79