/u/DismalDude77's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My friend bioengineered a cannabis plant that grows large, colorful flowers.

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As I approached the building, I noticed a sign saying, "Restaurant currently closed due to short staff."

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"Of course you can marry my daughter, you're like the son I never had!" the man happily proclaimed to his future son-in-law.

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I've just began a new gig where I get paid to sew people together by the anus.

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The man exited the operating room, his whole arm, rather than a finger, having been amputated due to a clerical error.

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I was standing right near my friend Carmine as she was suddenly run over.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My friend bioengineered a cannabis plant that grows large, colorful flowers.	52
As I approached the building, I noticed a sign saying, "Restaurant currently closed due to short staff."	40
"Of course you can marry my daughter, you're like the son I never had!" the man happily proclaimed to his future son-in-law.	24
I've just began a new gig where I get paid to sew people together by the anus.	5
The man exited the operating room, his whole arm, rather than a finger, having been amputated due to a clerical error.	1
I was standing right near my friend Carmine as she was suddenly run over.	1