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My friend bioengineered a cannabis plant that grows large, colorful flowers.

52 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Of course you can marry my daughter, you're like the son I've always wanted!" the man said happily to his future son-in-law.

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As I approached the building, I noticed a sign saying, "Restaurant currently closed due to short staff."

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"Of course you can marry my daughter, you're like the son I never had!" the man happily proclaimed to his future son-in-law.

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I've just began a new gig where I get paid to sew people together by the anus.

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The man exited the operating room, his whole arm, rather than a finger, having been amputated due to a clerical error.

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I was standing right near my friend Carmine as she was suddenly run over.

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A man emerged from the operating room, his whole arm having been amputated, rather than a mere finger, due to a doctor's mistake.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My friend bioengineered a cannabis plant that grows large, colorful flowers.	52	TwoSentenceComedy
"Of course you can marry my daughter, you're like the son I've always wanted!" the man said happily to his future son-in-law.	50	TwoSentenceHorror
As I approached the building, I noticed a sign saying, "Restaurant currently closed due to short staff."	40	TwoSentenceComedy
"Of course you can marry my daughter, you're like the son I never had!" the man happily proclaimed to his future son-in-law.	24	TwoSentenceComedy
I've just began a new gig where I get paid to sew people together by the anus.	5	TwoSentenceComedy
The man exited the operating room, his whole arm, rather than a finger, having been amputated due to a clerical error.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
I was standing right near my friend Carmine as she was suddenly run over.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
A man emerged from the operating room, his whole arm having been amputated, rather than a mere finger, due to a doctor's mistake.	1	TwoSentenceHorror