/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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You know what’s the best thing about contactless delivery?

40 upvotes • cindybubbles

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"We do not grant you the rank of master," ruled the council.

40 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Wow, what flavor are these gummy bears?

40 upvotes • Advanced_Reason_2211

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As I approached the building, I noticed a sign saying, "Restaurant currently closed due to short staff."

40 upvotes • DismalDude77

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Fencing is the best resemblance of my life during COVID-19.

40 upvotes • SneakySolo

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"Screw me on my Father's grave," she said while hopping on his tombstone, spreading her legs excitedly.

40 upvotes • MrSugarSkull

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It's very rude to tell me you've never masturbated.

40 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I was just told about 420 Blaze It and wanted to try it.

40 upvotes • GuyAwks

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transaction completed

40 upvotes • Independent-Spite-77

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I was sad because I couldn't see my mother anymore

40 upvotes • pshooterQ

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You know what’s the best thing about contactless delivery?	40	cindybubbles
"We do not grant you the rank of master," ruled the council.	40	Outside_Normal
Wow, what flavor are these gummy bears?	40	Advanced_Reason_2211
As I approached the building, I noticed a sign saying, "Restaurant currently closed due to short staff."	40	DismalDude77
Fencing is the best resemblance of my life during COVID-19.	40	SneakySolo
"Screw me on my Father's grave," she said while hopping on his tombstone, spreading her legs excitedly.	40	MrSugarSkull
It's very rude to tell me you've never masturbated.	40	HunterSDeadguy
I was just told about 420 Blaze It and wanted to try it.	40	GuyAwks
transaction completed	40	Independent-Spite-77
I was sad because I couldn't see my mother anymore	40	pshooterQ