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I developed a sense of humor as a defense mechanism because I wasn't very tough.
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God replied when I asked why there are two sexes.
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I got a white poodle to prepare for being alone in quarantine.
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You ever get so high you catch yourself understanding the president?
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My friend has been very pessimistic since he quit drinking.
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Poetry over women, that's my motto.
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Stupidity is a spectators sport.
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Dude told me AI won't replace him.
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"What's my position," is a question you used to only hear on the set in porn shoots.
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I hate it when psychology and gun terminology overlap.
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I developed a sense of humor as a defense mechanism because I wasn't very tough.
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God replied when I asked why there are two sexes.
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I got a white poodle to prepare for being alone in quarantine.
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You ever get so high you catch yourself understanding the president?
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My friend has been very pessimistic since he quit drinking.
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Poetry over women, that's my motto.
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Stupidity is a spectators sport.
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Dude told me AI won't replace him.
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"What's my position," is a question you used to only hear on the set in porn shoots.
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I hate it when psychology and gun terminology overlap.
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