/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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As the gas slowly encompassed us, I only had one thought in my mind:

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As I came home from work and saw myself with my family, I only had one thought: NSFW

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I shivered with terror, my hand gripping the phone, as the man with my voice said that there would be hell to pay when he finds me.

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I found my ex-girlfriend snuggled up to me in my bed. NSFW

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Seeing all the mannequins in different sexually suggestive positions every day really creeped out the staff. NSFW

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My brother kept complaining about how uniforms "stifle creativity and oppress others by promoting conformity".

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The water in the pool was cold when I jumped in, but became very warm soon after.

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When I asked my boss for a raise, he took me aside and said, "I want you to think of us like family."

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To the person who sent my children boxes of LEGO sets and bags of glitter last Christmas:

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I never question my boss, not even if we have a bad phone connection. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the gas slowly encompassed us, I only had one thought in my mind:	471
As I came home from work and saw myself with my family, I only had one thought: NSFW	388
I shivered with terror, my hand gripping the phone, as the man with my voice said that there would be hell to pay when he finds me.	379
I found my ex-girlfriend snuggled up to me in my bed. NSFW	379
Seeing all the mannequins in different sexually suggestive positions every day really creeped out the staff. NSFW	373
My brother kept complaining about how uniforms "stifle creativity and oppress others by promoting conformity".	362
The water in the pool was cold when I jumped in, but became very warm soon after.	348
When I asked my boss for a raise, he took me aside and said, "I want you to think of us like family."	342
To the person who sent my children boxes of LEGO sets and bags of glitter last Christmas:	338
I never question my boss, not even if we have a bad phone connection. NSFW	316