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We found a nice, quiet place to do the deed. NSFW

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My college friend announced to me the he’s now a time traveller, but had a run-in with my mom.

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I've cooked devil's lettuce into my devil's food cupcakes and I packed it all into my "Devil Wears Prada" reusable bags.

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My doctor said that I needed a PET scan, so he called his dog over and told her to sniff me.

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My dad looked angry as he took off his belt.

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“I should stop”, the immortal god thought to himself. NSFW

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“Yes, I do have a plan for each of you,” said God to the devout Christians.

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I had no choice but to send my child to conversion camp.

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I should have told my husband about my diarrhea. NSFW

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After the neighbours complained, we found a nice quiet place to shoot our amateur film. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We found a nice, quiet place to do the deed. NSFW	308
My college friend announced to me the he’s now a time traveller, but had a run-in with my mom.	294
I've cooked devil's lettuce into my devil's food cupcakes and I packed it all into my "Devil Wears Prada" reusable bags.	278
My doctor said that I needed a PET scan, so he called his dog over and told her to sniff me.	250
My dad looked angry as he took off his belt.	243
“I should stop”, the immortal god thought to himself. NSFW	238
“Yes, I do have a plan for each of you,” said God to the devout Christians.	234
I had no choice but to send my child to conversion camp.	230
I should have told my husband about my diarrhea. NSFW	221
After the neighbours complained, we found a nice quiet place to shoot our amateur film. NSFW	215