/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Being the smartass that I was, I channelled my inner Urkel and said, "Did I do that?"

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After telling his wife that he had good news and bad news, the man told her that he had Stage 4 pancreatic cancer and that he had only months to live.

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“I wanna be Batman, no, wait, Superman!” said the young child to the genie.

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My boyfriend and I found an empty room to “do the deed”, so to speak. NSFW

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I just found out that my former high school teacher has an OnlyFans account! NSFW

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“Griselda,” said the boss to the corporate downsizer, “ever since you came, we’ve had no lawsuits and no applications for unemployment insurance so we’d like you to stay on as a permanent employee in our HR department!”

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“Oh no, my husband’s coming!” whispered the wife as she ushered her boyfriend into the closet.

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I think I’m getting too involved in the Catholic Church.

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A version of me from 5 years into the future told me that my time machine was too dangerous to use, but I laughed him off.

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Ralph tried to discipline his kids with his belt. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being the smartass that I was, I channelled my inner Urkel and said, "Did I do that?"	212
After telling his wife that he had good news and bad news, the man told her that he had Stage 4 pancreatic cancer and that he had only months to live.	211
“I wanna be Batman, no, wait, Superman!” said the young child to the genie.	205
My boyfriend and I found an empty room to “do the deed”, so to speak. NSFW	200
I just found out that my former high school teacher has an OnlyFans account! NSFW	197
“Griselda,” said the boss to the corporate downsizer, “ever since you came, we’ve had no lawsuits and no applications for unemployment insurance so we’d like you to stay on as a permanent employee in our HR department!”	194
“Oh no, my husband’s coming!” whispered the wife as she ushered her boyfriend into the closet.	192
I think I’m getting too involved in the Catholic Church.	186
A version of me from 5 years into the future told me that my time machine was too dangerous to use, but I laughed him off.	174
Ralph tried to discipline his kids with his belt. NSFW	171