/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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To the man who stole my wife, took over my house and is currently raising my children:

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A cougar gave me head last night.

161 upvotes

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Mom, Dad, I have to come out to you.

160 upvotes

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My mother calmly put the milk back onto the shelf and then raged about the unacceptable “slur” that was on the carton.

159 upvotes

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I tried to make my assistant disappear. NSFW

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After years of trying, I’ve finally decided to give up stalking my ex-girlfriend.

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I was proud when my husband finally converted.

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My friend tried to have sex with a cougar yesterday.

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"You idiot!" yelled my friend after I failed to catch fish using KFC as bait.

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"We're entering Mormon country, so you better hide your frappuccino!" my friend warned me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To the man who stole my wife, took over my house and is currently raising my children:	169
A cougar gave me head last night.	161
Mom, Dad, I have to come out to you.	160
My mother calmly put the milk back onto the shelf and then raged about the unacceptable “slur” that was on the carton.	159
I tried to make my assistant disappear. NSFW	154
After years of trying, I’ve finally decided to give up stalking my ex-girlfriend.	149
I was proud when my husband finally converted.	147
My friend tried to have sex with a cougar yesterday.	145
"You idiot!" yelled my friend after I failed to catch fish using KFC as bait.	142
"We're entering Mormon country, so you better hide your frappuccino!" my friend warned me.	130