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I stomped on her chest, whipped out my gun and blasted her head into a pink mist ...

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My son is the best! NSFW

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We were trolling around in the local cemetery and laughing at all of the hilarious inscriptions on the headstones.

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A blonde dancer walked into a bar.

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Some dudes walked into a bar.

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I had a successful BBQ party, despite my wife not helping.

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you get to see the best and the worst of humanity at the same time.

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I regret majoring in the Humanities.

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When I was your age, I was young, dumb and stupid.

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My name is Kanyu Shuttup and my dog’s name is Trouble.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stomped on her chest, whipped out my gun and blasted her head into a pink mist ...	7
My son is the best! NSFW	7
We were trolling around in the local cemetery and laughing at all of the hilarious inscriptions on the headstones.	7
A blonde dancer walked into a bar.	7
Some dudes walked into a bar.	7
I had a successful BBQ party, despite my wife not helping.	7
[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you get to see the best and the worst of humanity at the same time.	7
I regret majoring in the Humanities.	7
When I was your age, I was young, dumb and stupid.	7
My name is Kanyu Shuttup and my dog’s name is Trouble.	6