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The view from halfway down sure is nice.

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TIL that gibberish is the official language of the planet Gibber.

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I grab myself a Fred sandwich, a Dave salad and a Greta yogurt for lunch and wash it all down with a Carol Coke every day and so far, so good.

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I dreamed that I was surrounded by mountains of cookies and the princess told me that I could have them all if I signed a contract.

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When I told my parents that I chose to major in Art History, they guffawed and said that I wouldn’t amount to anything, unlike my STEM brothers.

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For sale: a never-worn onesie.

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I woke up to some strange maniacal laughter coming from my bedroom window.

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“My wife Clara makes the best casserole in the family!” boasted Steve at the potluck.

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great in this funeral home because we don't deal with dead people or animals.

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People laughed when I told them about my Art History major.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The view from halfway down sure is nice.	6
TIL that gibberish is the official language of the planet Gibber.	6
I grab myself a Fred sandwich, a Dave salad and a Greta yogurt for lunch and wash it all down with a Carol Coke every day and so far, so good.	6
I dreamed that I was surrounded by mountains of cookies and the princess told me that I could have them all if I signed a contract.	6
When I told my parents that I chose to major in Art History, they guffawed and said that I wouldn’t amount to anything, unlike my STEM brothers.	5
For sale: a never-worn onesie.	5
I woke up to some strange maniacal laughter coming from my bedroom window.	5
“My wife Clara makes the best casserole in the family!” boasted Steve at the potluck.	5
[OCT2020] Funerals are great in this funeral home because we don't deal with dead people or animals.	4
People laughed when I told them about my Art History major.	4