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My colleague Fred Shoulderman has a Master's degree in The School of Hard Knocks.

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There's an old saying that if you sneeze, someone must be talking about you.

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My brother rented out his house to a friend, who sublet it to his father, who sublet it to his girlfriend, who sublet it to her side piece, who then sublet it back to my brother.

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I ordered the movers to get rid of everything that reminded me of my ex-wife and her affair partner, who happened to be my dad.

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When I was young, all I wanted to do was parkour on the roof of my house.

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you get to greet all the relatives that you’ve never met before...

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This Black Friday, I will take my mom’s sweet pea casserole with me to share with the other line campers.

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When John opened his first bar in Bible Belt, USA, he thought he was going to be run out of town.

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“Maybe telling my wife that we can just make another kid right after the miscarriage wasn’t a good idea after all,” the man told the doctor.

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Bars and pubs are some of the few places where you’ll get to see grown adults turn into screaming toddlers.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My colleague Fred Shoulderman has a Master's degree in The School of Hard Knocks.	4
There's an old saying that if you sneeze, someone must be talking about you.	4
My brother rented out his house to a friend, who sublet it to his father, who sublet it to his girlfriend, who sublet it to her side piece, who then sublet it back to my brother.	4
I ordered the movers to get rid of everything that reminded me of my ex-wife and her affair partner, who happened to be my dad.	4
When I was young, all I wanted to do was parkour on the roof of my house.	4
[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you get to greet all the relatives that you’ve never met before...	4
This Black Friday, I will take my mom’s sweet pea casserole with me to share with the other line campers.	4
When John opened his first bar in Bible Belt, USA, he thought he was going to be run out of town.	4
“Maybe telling my wife that we can just make another kid right after the miscarriage wasn’t a good idea after all,” the man told the doctor.	3
Bars and pubs are some of the few places where you’ll get to see grown adults turn into screaming toddlers.	3