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I needed some salt and a 9-volt battery so I went to the supermarket.

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I watched with fear and trepidation as my "brother from another mother" approached his house.

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because Big Jim attends each and every one of them!

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On the 13th day of Christmas, I said to my love true ...

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I went against my supervisor’s order to stay back and went out to find the source of the pungent mustard gas.

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You know how everyone says that their loved ones make their food with love?

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“No son of mine will ever wear a dress!” screamed the angry father.

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Our father, who rots in Hell.

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I haven't showered since 2013!

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As a dealer in a casino, I’ve trained myself to keep a straight face and do my job. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I needed some salt and a 9-volt battery so I went to the supermarket.	3
I watched with fear and trepidation as my "brother from another mother" approached his house.	3
[OCT2020] Funerals are great because Big Jim attends each and every one of them!	3
On the 13th day of Christmas, I said to my love true ...	3
I went against my supervisor’s order to stay back and went out to find the source of the pungent mustard gas.	3
You know how everyone says that their loved ones make their food with love?	3
“No son of mine will ever wear a dress!” screamed the angry father.	3
Our father, who rots in Hell.	2
I haven't showered since 2013!	2
As a dealer in a casino, I’ve trained myself to keep a straight face and do my job. NSFW	2