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As a dealer in a casino, I see a lot of crazy things happen around here.

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People usually don't believe me when I say that I'm severely lactose intolerant.

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We thought that our son ain’t right, so we sent him to conversion therapy.

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I suspected my wife of cheating but could never prove it until the day that Jessica called and I answered. NSFW

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There are two types of funerals where I live: the somber funerals and the sitcom funerals where everyone yells, screams, and fights over the decedent’s stuff.

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I coughed up coffee grinds and freaked out.

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As my friends and I were heading downtown, we watched the last shuttle leave the Earth.

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Yes, I know that members of all levels get to pick the next song in our restaurant.

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As a Brit, I tell my friends all the time that I won a few pounds.

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“It’s great that you decided to become a dentist, Hermey!” said Mrs. Claus.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a dealer in a casino, I see a lot of crazy things happen around here.	2
People usually don't believe me when I say that I'm severely lactose intolerant.	1
We thought that our son ain’t right, so we sent him to conversion therapy.	1
I suspected my wife of cheating but could never prove it until the day that Jessica called and I answered. NSFW	1
There are two types of funerals where I live: the somber funerals and the sitcom funerals where everyone yells, screams, and fights over the decedent’s stuff.	1
I coughed up coffee grinds and freaked out.	1
As my friends and I were heading downtown, we watched the last shuttle leave the Earth.	1
Yes, I know that members of all levels get to pick the next song in our restaurant.	1
As a Brit, I tell my friends all the time that I won a few pounds.	1
“It’s great that you decided to become a dentist, Hermey!” said Mrs. Claus.	0