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At the end every party, I set up an elaborate treasure hunt for all my drunk friends.

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"I thought I told you to get the fuck outta here!" yelled the shop owner to me.

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I wish my boss would stop saying that he can replace us.

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The King caught his Queen cheating on him with the court jester. NSFW

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I caught my ex-boyfriend stalking me and I went over to give him a piece of my mind.

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“Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her turds and hay.”

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I ran into an old friend.

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you can clearly notice how much the family respects their dead by the way they plan the funeral.

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After another hour of my kids fighting on the I-95, I turned my head and said to them, "You guys are driving me to drink!"

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I wasn’t surprised when my book about the history of glue became a bestseller.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At the end every party, I set up an elaborate treasure hunt for all my drunk friends.	10
"I thought I told you to get the fuck outta here!" yelled the shop owner to me.	10
I wish my boss would stop saying that he can replace us.	9
The King caught his Queen cheating on him with the court jester. NSFW	9
I caught my ex-boyfriend stalking me and I went over to give him a piece of my mind.	9
“Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her turds and hay.”	9
I ran into an old friend.	9
[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you can clearly notice how much the family respects their dead by the way they plan the funeral.	9
After another hour of my kids fighting on the I-95, I turned my head and said to them, "You guys are driving me to drink!"	9
I wasn’t surprised when my book about the history of glue became a bestseller.	9