/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I don't know which is worse.

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I just discovered parasites that devour people’s serotonin and makes them sad.

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I’d love to pay my ex her alimony in pennies but the Canadian government pulled the penny from circulation.

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I may have to quit estate planning and probate law.

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When I got my new robot butler, I learned quickly to watch what I say because he interprets everything as a literal command. NSFW

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What's one way to turn a mild-mannered cleaner into a raging homicidal maniac?

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I’ll forgive my ex-husband for the adultery and subsequent divorce.

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I sent my daughter over to her father’s house with a surprise chocolate cake that she helped me to make.

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[DEC2020] Sitting on Santa's lap is fun because my douchebag ex-boyfriend is Santa this year!

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I came home to see my wife frying something in a pan.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I don't know which is worse.	12
I just discovered parasites that devour people’s serotonin and makes them sad.	11
I’d love to pay my ex her alimony in pennies but the Canadian government pulled the penny from circulation.	11
I may have to quit estate planning and probate law.	11
When I got my new robot butler, I learned quickly to watch what I say because he interprets everything as a literal command. NSFW	10
What's one way to turn a mild-mannered cleaner into a raging homicidal maniac?	10
I’ll forgive my ex-husband for the adultery and subsequent divorce.	10
I sent my daughter over to her father’s house with a surprise chocolate cake that she helped me to make.	10
[DEC2020] Sitting on Santa's lap is fun because my douchebag ex-boyfriend is Santa this year!	10
I came home to see my wife frying something in a pan.	10