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We were fucking around in my girlfriend’s house when her husband came home. NSFW

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The problem with public transit is the public.

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My girlfriend is so tone-deaf that she doesn't understand the meaning behind the song "Canon in D".

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My coworker, Frank, claims to be the best name-giver in the company.

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I was upset when my friends on zoom kept talking over me until I realized something.

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We found a nice quiet place to have sex.

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Church attendance has skyrocketed since that young priest took over.

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We thought we found a nice place to have sex, until the priest and some elderly church ladies ordered us out.

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I don’t know why I was fired since all I did was give someone the axe, just like they asked me to.

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The priest gave me a lifetime supply of bombs with short fuses.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We were fucking around in my girlfriend’s house when her husband came home. NSFW	17
The problem with public transit is the public.	17
My girlfriend is so tone-deaf that she doesn't understand the meaning behind the song "Canon in D".	16
My coworker, Frank, claims to be the best name-giver in the company.	15
I was upset when my friends on zoom kept talking over me until I realized something.	15
We found a nice quiet place to have sex.	15
Church attendance has skyrocketed since that young priest took over.	14
We thought we found a nice place to have sex, until the priest and some elderly church ladies ordered us out.	12
I don’t know why I was fired since all I did was give someone the axe, just like they asked me to.	12
The priest gave me a lifetime supply of bombs with short fuses.	12