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The team owners arranged a poker game where the loser has to give their team an embarrassing name.

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After seven hours of sweeping, mopping, dusting, and polishing, the house is now clean and I can finally relax.

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The man said to the genie, “Genie, this isn’t what I meant when I said that I wished to be surrounded by hot chicks.”

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I think that it would be easy to take down our fucking enemies.

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“Six, seven, eight, nine…,” counted the OBGYN as he handed baby after baby to the bewildered husband.

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The thought of me wearing diapers and eating mush made me chuckle.

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“Oh, honey, your father’s not having a temper tantrum!” assured the mother.

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For Halloween, I asked my brother to hang a noose in the living room as part of my Fun House of Horrors.

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great, especially this one, because my evil stepmother died.

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Everything’s changed since the company decided to treat its employees like family.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The team owners arranged a poker game where the loser has to give their team an embarrassing name.	24
After seven hours of sweeping, mopping, dusting, and polishing, the house is now clean and I can finally relax.	23
The man said to the genie, “Genie, this isn’t what I meant when I said that I wished to be surrounded by hot chicks.”	22
I think that it would be easy to take down our fucking enemies.	22
“Six, seven, eight, nine…,” counted the OBGYN as he handed baby after baby to the bewildered husband.	19
The thought of me wearing diapers and eating mush made me chuckle.	19
“Oh, honey, your father’s not having a temper tantrum!” assured the mother.	19
For Halloween, I asked my brother to hang a noose in the living room as part of my Fun House of Horrors.	18
[OCT2020] Funerals are great, especially this one, because my evil stepmother died.	18
Everything’s changed since the company decided to treat its employees like family.	17