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I just can't seem to Excel.

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You know what’s the best thing about contactless delivery?

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[NOV2020] “Black Friday is a great way to test a new retail worker’s resolve,” my manager’s voice boomed over the PA system.

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“I, who am of sound mind and body, acknowledge that I have four children whose names are Melanie, David, Chelsea and Mark.”

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Kevin has a habit of storing his batteries in our fridge, so I pranked him by replacing the batteries with pieces of Twizzlers.

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Grandma went for a walk and came back looking happy as a clam.

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I caught my wife “kissing” Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe. NSFW

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My wife and I have to leave the Catholic Church because we had sex. NSFW

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Edna wanted to make sure that the assholes in her life would remember her when she died.

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The team owners arranged a poker game where the loser has to give their team an embarrassing name.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I just can't seem to Excel.	48
You know what’s the best thing about contactless delivery?	40
[NOV2020] “Black Friday is a great way to test a new retail worker’s resolve,” my manager’s voice boomed over the PA system.	39
“I, who am of sound mind and body, acknowledge that I have four children whose names are Melanie, David, Chelsea and Mark.”	30
Kevin has a habit of storing his batteries in our fridge, so I pranked him by replacing the batteries with pieces of Twizzlers.	29
Grandma went for a walk and came back looking happy as a clam.	28
I caught my wife “kissing” Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe. NSFW	28
My wife and I have to leave the Catholic Church because we had sex. NSFW	26
Edna wanted to make sure that the assholes in her life would remember her when she died.	26
The team owners arranged a poker game where the loser has to give their team an embarrassing name.	24