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"This POS is a POS!" yelled the customer to the server.

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A man bragged about how his dick measured 6 feet. NSFW

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My girlfriend and I got thrown out of the house.

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In a courtroom full of Redditors, the defendant rose and asked, “AITA for banging my mistress in front of my wife?” NSFW

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The kids are now all grown up and have all moved out.

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I saw several little parasites leave their human hosts, scuttle into tiny spaceships and fly away.

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"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," said the woman at the confessional.

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They said that I wouldn't make it, but I did.

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Jack climbed the beanstalk but he never returned.

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I swear, April has always been the weirdest month of the year.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"This POS is a POS!" yelled the customer to the server.	64
A man bragged about how his dick measured 6 feet. NSFW	64
My girlfriend and I got thrown out of the house.	61
In a courtroom full of Redditors, the defendant rose and asked, “AITA for banging my mistress in front of my wife?” NSFW	59
The kids are now all grown up and have all moved out.	58
I saw several little parasites leave their human hosts, scuttle into tiny spaceships and fly away.	57
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," said the woman at the confessional.	56
They said that I wouldn't make it, but I did.	53
Jack climbed the beanstalk but he never returned.	52
I swear, April has always been the weirdest month of the year.	50