/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Anyone who's ever gotten a haircut for the first time after years should empathize with phantom limb syndrome.

34 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I'm sorry to inform you that you are going to die

34 upvotes • QueenElsaArrendelle

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My friend and I made a bet at the club, for $100 he has to do the dances the next five songs.

34 upvotes • AffectionateSlice816

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finally 30 years old!

34 upvotes • walclime

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My goal for 2020 is to be more decisive.

34 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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“Please, Everyone DONT JUMP.” NSFW

33 upvotes • Amazing-Gage

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After years of trying to find the long side of the blanket I finally found out why I couldn’t.

33 upvotes • -AweebybOi-

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I tried changing my Facebook password to Goku.

33 upvotes • Wolfgang2002

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My clothes and I play hide and seek

33 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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it's great working in the IT

33 upvotes • wondererSkull

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Anyone who's ever gotten a haircut for the first time after years should empathize with phantom limb syndrome.	34	HunterSDeadguy
I'm sorry to inform you that you are going to die	34	QueenElsaArrendelle
My friend and I made a bet at the club, for $100 he has to do the dances the next five songs.	34	AffectionateSlice816
finally 30 years old!	34	walclime
My goal for 2020 is to be more decisive.	34	HunterSDeadguy
“Please, Everyone DONT JUMP.” NSFW	33	Amazing-Gage
After years of trying to find the long side of the blanket I finally found out why I couldn’t.	33	-AweebybOi-
I tried changing my Facebook password to Goku.	33	Wolfgang2002
My clothes and I play hide and seek	33	SliceLegitimate8674
it's great working in the IT	33	wondererSkull