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Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep.

29 upvotes • GuyAwks
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On days like today, I could use a warm shower

29 upvotes • TheTangoFox
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“Oh, real smooth, Satan!” Michael facepalmed, watching his former friend climb out of the crater down on earth

29 upvotes • KailTheDryad
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My 16 years old daughter told me she is pregnant and I'm pissed that she got pregnant that young

29 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday
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Youtuber: I love toast so much

29 upvotes • purplewolfy
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With a gun to my head, he asked me if I hate memes and I, of course, told him ‘no’.

29 upvotes • ImaKyAC
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What did the horny old toad say to the lady frog?

29 upvotes • two_sentence_critic
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justin who?

29 upvotes • adolphinPewtin
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To promote men's health, the proctologist voted in favor of mandatory testing at the federal level.

29 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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Update On The Ominous Darkness Situation

29 upvotes • CJ3510
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