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"I hope I don't catch you cheating this time" said teacher to the student

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While I was stuck in traffic jam I listened to some loud heavy metal music

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"I can't see what's wrong with you but I'm sure it's alcohol related" my doctor said to me

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Doctor assured me that he performed dozens of surgeries like mine.

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For sale: two person tent, used once

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Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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That Jesus was born in a manger is entirely his parents' fault

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My roommate asked me what my takeaway from the lecture was.

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I tried drowning my sorrows in booze

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My mother told me that every time I am naughty she gets one grey hair.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I hope I don't catch you cheating this time" said teacher to the student	318
While I was stuck in traffic jam I listened to some loud heavy metal music	261
"I can't see what's wrong with you but I'm sure it's alcohol related" my doctor said to me	240
Doctor assured me that he performed dozens of surgeries like mine.	236
For sale: two person tent, used once	209
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?	180
That Jesus was born in a manger is entirely his parents' fault	148
My roommate asked me what my takeaway from the lecture was.	133
I tried drowning my sorrows in booze	72
My mother told me that every time I am naughty she gets one grey hair.	60