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Seeing my daughter talk to a person I couldn't see during the wake was bad enough

2161 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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People often compliment me on how much weight I lost

551 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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My first two wives died from eating poisonous mushrooms

517 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

376 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"I hope I don't catch you cheating this time" said teacher to the student

318 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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When I was younger I won a life time supply of razor blades

264 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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While I was stuck in traffic jam I listened to some loud heavy metal music

261 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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"I can't see what's wrong with you but I'm sure it's alcohol related" my doctor said to me

240 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Doctor assured me that he performed dozens of surgeries like mine.

236 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I'm not afraid of monsters hiding under my bed

218 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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