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At first I didn't support the revolution.

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Everybody knows that Soviet sent a dog named Laika in space

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When I was a child I was scratched by a tomcat, then years later I was attacked by a bobcat

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Describe yourself in 3 words

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I am very happy I wasn't born in Hungary

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My 16 years old daughter told me she is pregnant and I'm pissed that she got pregnant that young

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What do you call an Irishman with two broken arms and a broken leg?

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I saw a food store called Karma

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"Just know that inmates can be quire rowdy at times" warned the warden

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We arrived on ISS and wanted to use milk in our coffee

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At first I didn't support the revolution.	55
Everybody knows that Soviet sent a dog named Laika in space	51
When I was a child I was scratched by a tomcat, then years later I was attacked by a bobcat	48
Describe yourself in 3 words	44
I am very happy I wasn't born in Hungary	32
My 16 years old daughter told me she is pregnant and I'm pissed that she got pregnant that young	29
What do you call an Irishman with two broken arms and a broken leg?	26
I saw a food store called Karma	13
"Just know that inmates can be quire rowdy at times" warned the warden	12
We arrived on ISS and wanted to use milk in our coffee	11