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What does "ngl"? mean?

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After an argument my wife came to me on her knees

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"What is my illness called?" asked a woman her gynecologist

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My daughter went to summer camp and the food they got was excellent

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My friend constantly brags about owning the libs

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He invited me over for Netflix & chill NSFW

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I submitted a bunch of records to be featured in The Guinness Book of records, but all were rejected

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I was horrified when I realized what members of "North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes" actually are.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What does "ngl"? mean?	10
After an argument my wife came to me on her knees	9
"What is my illness called?" asked a woman her gynecologist	9
My daughter went to summer camp and the food they got was excellent	8
My friend constantly brags about owning the libs	7
He invited me over for Netflix & chill NSFW	3
I submitted a bunch of records to be featured in The Guinness Book of records, but all were rejected	1
I was horrified when I realized what members of "North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes" actually are.	1