/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My commander told me to shoot everything that moves

30 upvotes • Whocaresdamit

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When the early birds won't STFU I break out the speaker.

30 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I woke up post-surgery, glad that I pulled through.

30 upvotes • yaboiigc

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Sweaty men from all around the world simply trying to touch other mens balls.

30 upvotes • Technical-Dingo6855

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So I tried slipping a little something into my date's food...

30 upvotes • Thatoneguythatsweird

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Eyebrows

30 upvotes • QueefGambler

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To promote men's health, the proctologist voted in favor of mandatory testing at the federal level.

29 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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“Oh, real smooth, Satan!” Michael facepalmed, watching his former friend climb out of the crater down on earth

29 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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Confused, the jock asked, "What do Jewish people have to do with me mixing up the meanings of words?"

29 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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On days like today, I could use a warm shower

29 upvotes • TheTangoFox

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My commander told me to shoot everything that moves	30	Whocaresdamit
When the early birds won't STFU I break out the speaker.	30	HunterSDeadguy
I woke up post-surgery, glad that I pulled through.	30	yaboiigc
Sweaty men from all around the world simply trying to touch other mens balls.	30	Technical-Dingo6855
So I tried slipping a little something into my date's food...	30	Thatoneguythatsweird
Eyebrows	30	QueefGambler
To promote men's health, the proctologist voted in favor of mandatory testing at the federal level.	29	Outside_Normal
“Oh, real smooth, Satan!” Michael facepalmed, watching his former friend climb out of the crater down on earth	29	KailTheDryad
Confused, the jock asked, "What do Jewish people have to do with me mixing up the meanings of words?"	29	Outside_Normal
On days like today, I could use a warm shower	29	TheTangoFox