/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

“Where did my baby go!?”

30 upvotes • PooAssObama

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My commander told me to shoot everything that moves

30 upvotes • Whocaresdamit

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger

30 upvotes • Sharp-Bread4365

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“I, who am of sound mind and body, acknowledge that I have four children whose names are Melanie, David, Chelsea and Mark.”

30 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I woke up post-surgery, glad that I pulled through.

30 upvotes • yaboiigc

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Eyebrows

30 upvotes • QueefGambler

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Has anyone in a bad relationship ever tried to drink while going to bed?

30 upvotes • [deleted]

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Sweaty men from all around the world simply trying to touch other mens balls.

30 upvotes • Technical-Dingo6855

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One day The Lie said to The Truth "I am prettier than you"

30 upvotes • Tramelo

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When the early birds won't STFU I break out the speaker.

30 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Where did my baby go!?”	30	PooAssObama
My commander told me to shoot everything that moves	30	Whocaresdamit
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger	30	Sharp-Bread4365
“I, who am of sound mind and body, acknowledge that I have four children whose names are Melanie, David, Chelsea and Mark.”	30	cindybubbles
I woke up post-surgery, glad that I pulled through.	30	yaboiigc
Eyebrows	30	QueefGambler
Has anyone in a bad relationship ever tried to drink while going to bed?	30	[deleted]
Sweaty men from all around the world simply trying to touch other mens balls.	30	Technical-Dingo6855
One day The Lie said to The Truth "I am prettier than you"	30	Tramelo
When the early birds won't STFU I break out the speaker.	30	HunterSDeadguy