/u/PooAssObama's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I love not being bullied at school.

90 upvotes

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“Where did my baby go!?”

30 upvotes

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I sure hope The Grinch doesn’t show up.

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Ouch.

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My wife told me not to paint the baby green. I did it anyway!!!

19 upvotes

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“Listen up kid, I’ll tell you how I got banned from every library in the world.”

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“This bar seems safe.”

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“Oh man I sure hope Inspector Gadget doesn’t steal my fishes.”

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I got some Chinese food yesterday. They shot and killed me!!!

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As a gas clerk, they tell me not to drink the gas. But it tastes so yummy!!!!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I love not being bullied at school.	90
“Where did my baby go!?”	30
I sure hope The Grinch doesn’t show up.	30
Ouch.	30
My wife told me not to paint the baby green. I did it anyway!!!	19
“Listen up kid, I’ll tell you how I got banned from every library in the world.”	17
“This bar seems safe.”	15
“Oh man I sure hope Inspector Gadget doesn’t steal my fishes.”	13
I got some Chinese food yesterday. They shot and killed me!!!	12
As a gas clerk, they tell me not to drink the gas. But it tastes so yummy!!!!	11