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I'm nostalgic for my high school gym classes.

26 upvotes • [deleted]
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I miss how things used to be with my wife, we were so close we used to finish each other's sentences.

26 upvotes • Horror_Author_JMM
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A person who becomes rich by selling sperm is a cum-millionaire

26 upvotes • wondererSkull
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Materialism is bullshit and will lead you astray.

26 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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I screamed. What was that thing?

26 upvotes • EvieEeveeEvie
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i thought five nights would be an easy task

26 upvotes • Healthy-Rip-7714
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A pair of hunters visited Maine to go bear hunting, as they were about to exit the highway they saw a sign that said “bear left.”

26 upvotes • AJ_Crowley_29
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Edna wanted to make sure that the assholes in her life would remember her when she died.

26 upvotes • cindybubbles
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A psychic midget escaped from prison

26 upvotes • Jonathan_the_Nerd
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An officer caught me urinating in public

26 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber
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