/u/wondererSkull's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Don't be impatient dear, death eventually comes to all.

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The whole world, especially the Christians, heralded the second coming of Jesus while the other religions looked on in dismay. NSFW

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In SpongeBob, plankton's brothel would be called the cum-bucket NSFW

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i once had a nightmare about waterBoarding at Guantanamo Bay. i guess that was my first wet-dream

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if time is relative, then it's also incest because it keeps fk'g me over

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Just to confirm, I used the back of my hand to feel the temperature of my sister's foreskin.

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i started crossdressing after i asked myself 'what would Jesus do?

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what are you doing, stepBro?

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sir, please put on your mask

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you know what you should do with all that karma?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Don't be impatient dear, death eventually comes to all.	308
The whole world, especially the Christians, heralded the second coming of Jesus while the other religions looked on in dismay. NSFW	239
In SpongeBob, plankton's brothel would be called the cum-bucket NSFW	232
i once had a nightmare about waterBoarding at Guantanamo Bay. i guess that was my first wet-dream	203
if time is relative, then it's also incest because it keeps fk'g me over	171
Just to confirm, I used the back of my hand to feel the temperature of my sister's foreskin.	154
i started crossdressing after i asked myself 'what would Jesus do?	139
what are you doing, stepBro?	121
sir, please put on your mask	99
you know what you should do with all that karma?	98