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"congratulations, it's a girl"

12995 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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you and your brother are trapped in an altar for sacrifice

1282 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Don't be impatient dear, death eventually comes to all.

308 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Told my wife to dress up as a clown to prank my clown-fearing son on his upcoming birthday-party.

284 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The whole world, especially the Christians, heralded the second coming of Jesus while the other religions looked on in dismay. NSFW

239 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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In SpongeBob, plankton's brothel would be called the cum-bucket NSFW

232 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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i once had a nightmare about waterBoarding at Guantanamo Bay. i guess that was my first wet-dream

203 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I wish I could tell him to stop this mindless slaughter.

177 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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if time is relative, then it's also incest because it keeps fk'g me over

171 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Just to confirm, I used the back of my hand to feel the temperature of my sister's foreskin.

154 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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