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she doesn't even remember her father's face

144 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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i started crossdressing after i asked myself 'what would Jesus do?

139 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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what are you doing, stepBro?

121 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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sir, please put on your mask

99 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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you know what you should do with all that karma?

98 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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you know what you should get from Wendy's?

92 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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jeff Bezos thanks amazon-employees {those keep up with the workplace's exhausting productivity-rates} for paying for his 3seconds of space-travel.

82 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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i used to get hit on a lot

79 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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The baptism was held at a nearby river and the priest, with a smiling baby in hand, began the rites.

77 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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his mom's last words were: "subway's 12inch-footLongs are only 11" long"

73 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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