/u/wondererSkull's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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you know what you should get from Wendy's?

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jeff Bezos thanks amazon-employees {those keep up with the workplace's exhausting productivity-rates} for paying for his 3seconds of space-travel.

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i used to get hit on a lot

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his mom's last words were: "subway's 12inch-footLongs are only 11" long"

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worst part of childhood is monsters in the closet/under the bed

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it's great working in the IT

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A person who becomes rich by selling sperm is a cum-millionaire

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Stop kinkShaming!, we are all unique.

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parents said they would get me something from McDonald's

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the paternity-test results are finally in.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
you know what you should get from Wendy's?	92
jeff Bezos thanks amazon-employees {those keep up with the workplace's exhausting productivity-rates} for paying for his 3seconds of space-travel.	82
i used to get hit on a lot	79
his mom's last words were: "subway's 12inch-footLongs are only 11" long"	73
worst part of childhood is monsters in the closet/under the bed	35
it's great working in the IT	33
A person who becomes rich by selling sperm is a cum-millionaire	26
Stop kinkShaming!, we are all unique.	16
parents said they would get me something from McDonald's	15
the paternity-test results are finally in.	14