/u/wondererSkull's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I am not a virgin.

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My sister said she is stronger than me in bed.

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"in my defense, your honor, you can see from the size of his skirt that he was clearly asking for it"

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Accidentally opened NSFW at work by reflex! NSFW

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It's always "what are you doing stepBro?" and never "why aren't you doing me realBro?"

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Loving torpedoes makes a torpedophile

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After weed was first discovered, men also can get stoned now

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wireless-charging is a safe form of phone sex

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childhood = mom picks you up from school

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one of the major differences between men and women are that the men technically have a prolapsed-uterus

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I am not a virgin.	10
My sister said she is stronger than me in bed.	8
"in my defense, your honor, you can see from the size of his skirt that he was clearly asking for it"	8
Accidentally opened NSFW at work by reflex! NSFW	7
It's always "what are you doing stepBro?" and never "why aren't you doing me realBro?"	6
Loving torpedoes makes a torpedophile	6
After weed was first discovered, men also can get stoned now	5
wireless-charging is a safe form of phone sex	5
childhood = mom picks you up from school	5
one of the major differences between men and women are that the men technically have a prolapsed-uterus	5