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Won the spelling-bee, nigga

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Worked as a whore in my last dream. After I woke up, i felt bad because the money i made in dream-land vanished along with the dream. NSFW

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The mother finally pacified the baby to sleep and put it gently on the crib.

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"NO MALES ALLOWED" it said proudly.

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NSFW) come on friends, cum on enemies NSFW

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Studies show only vegans like getting eaten by animals. But everyone likes getting eaten out by animals

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Gramma poked me (a 7 year old boy) at a wedding saying "you're next". I said "skip the ceremony" and 'poked' her raw then and there.

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The moon is holy because it is made of God's dicc-cheese

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Just 1 gram can ruin billions of lives.

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ya know what's the real double-standard?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Won the spelling-bee, nigga	4
Worked as a whore in my last dream. After I woke up, i felt bad because the money i made in dream-land vanished along with the dream. NSFW	4
The mother finally pacified the baby to sleep and put it gently on the crib.	3
"NO MALES ALLOWED" it said proudly.	3
NSFW) come on friends, cum on enemies NSFW	3
Studies show only vegans like getting eaten by animals. But everyone likes getting eaten out by animals	3
Gramma poked me (a 7 year old boy) at a wedding saying "you're next". I said "skip the ceremony" and 'poked' her raw then and there.	3
The moon is holy because it is made of God's dicc-cheese	2
Just 1 gram can ruin billions of lives.	1
ya know what's the real double-standard?	1