/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

"I like open minded people."

33 upvotes • [deleted]

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One time I farted, and this was heard from the other room…

33 upvotes • chowder-hound

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My clothes and I play hide and seek

33 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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Me and my wife went to my childhood home to see the new residents that lived there and I knocked on the door and saw an old lady but then she immediately closed the door on me.

33 upvotes • [deleted]

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RuPaul's Drag Baking Show

33 upvotes • GrimmRetails

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The alien transmission from space was broadcasted simultaneously across the globe appearing on every electronic device from televisions and mobile phones, to smart lightbulbs and microwaves.

33 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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My dad keeps hitting me with an eraser

33 upvotes • [deleted]

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How do you know your neighbors growing weed in their backyard?

32 upvotes • Milk_Man21

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We’re looking for mods again!

32 upvotes • CJ3510

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When the strange man insisted that the painting of Jesus was inaccurate, I asked him how he knew

32 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I like open minded people."	33	[deleted]
One time I farted, and this was heard from the other room…	33	chowder-hound
My clothes and I play hide and seek	33	SliceLegitimate8674
Me and my wife went to my childhood home to see the new residents that lived there and I knocked on the door and saw an old lady but then she immediately closed the door on me.	33	[deleted]
RuPaul's Drag Baking Show	33	GrimmRetails
The alien transmission from space was broadcasted simultaneously across the globe appearing on every electronic device from televisions and mobile phones, to smart lightbulbs and microwaves.	33	Outside_Normal
My dad keeps hitting me with an eraser	33	[deleted]
How do you know your neighbors growing weed in their backyard?	32	Milk_Man21
We’re looking for mods again!	32	CJ3510
When the strange man insisted that the painting of Jesus was inaccurate, I asked him how he knew	32	KailTheDryad