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Straight away, the proctologist knew I was lying.

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[Nsfw] My girlfriend saw the size of a horse's penis and broke up with me. NSFW

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"Are there any side effects, Doc?"

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My first film credit was a tutorial on how to administer enemas.

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"Happy New Year," I slurred my greeting at the tall pale stranger at the end of the street.

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Baby shoes for sale.

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On day three of searching for the cruise passenger who went overboard, the detective was already losing patience.

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At the cemetery I saw a grave marked Coffin.

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No matter how certain you are that the deceased wanted a King's funeral, do not stand atop the nearest building and fire a flaming arrow into the funeral home...

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[Nsfw] I joined Robin Hood's Merry Men but I was uncomfortable. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Straight away, the proctologist knew I was lying.	202
[Nsfw] My girlfriend saw the size of a horse's penis and broke up with me. NSFW	193
"Are there any side effects, Doc?"	187
My first film credit was a tutorial on how to administer enemas.	166
"Happy New Year," I slurred my greeting at the tall pale stranger at the end of the street.	123
Baby shoes for sale.	117
On day three of searching for the cruise passenger who went overboard, the detective was already losing patience.	108
At the cemetery I saw a grave marked Coffin.	101
No matter how certain you are that the deceased wanted a King's funeral, do not stand atop the nearest building and fire a flaming arrow into the funeral home...	87
[Nsfw] I joined Robin Hood's Merry Men but I was uncomfortable. NSFW	74