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With recruitment at an all time low the armed forces is resorting to some pretty creative ways to meet their quotas

31 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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“She always wanted me to play this song at her funeral” her mother said crying

31 upvotes • salty_gremlin

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I desperately said, "Hey Google, play white noise", as my baby continued to cry in my arms.

31 upvotes • anhedonis539

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The kids at the playground have to get into the swing of things

31 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber

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Hi, Welcome to Chili’s!

31 upvotes • JumpingJellyJesse

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Do you want to know what I want to try in the bedroom? NSFW

31 upvotes • KOBRA_6916

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My wife screamed as she dropped our baby down the stairs.

31 upvotes • explicnt

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People seem to be offended by everything these days.

31 upvotes • [deleted]

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As I got out the shower, my wife told me to get some butter out of the fridge…

31 upvotes • Deezthebeez

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The year is 2113 and I'm almost done sorting out my dad's inheritance, but some of his stuff seems to have been in our family for generations

31 upvotes • Dashing_Steel

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With recruitment at an all time low the armed forces is resorting to some pretty creative ways to meet their quotas	31	SliceLegitimate8674
“She always wanted me to play this song at her funeral” her mother said crying	31	salty_gremlin
I desperately said, "Hey Google, play white noise", as my baby continued to cry in my arms.	31	anhedonis539
The kids at the playground have to get into the swing of things	31	OreMysticCoolcumber
Hi, Welcome to Chili’s!	31	JumpingJellyJesse
Do you want to know what I want to try in the bedroom? NSFW	31	KOBRA_6916
My wife screamed as she dropped our baby down the stairs.	31	explicnt
People seem to be offended by everything these days.	31	[deleted]
As I got out the shower, my wife told me to get some butter out of the fridge…	31	Deezthebeez
The year is 2113 and I'm almost done sorting out my dad's inheritance, but some of his stuff seems to have been in our family for generations	31	Dashing_Steel