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The cashier noticed the little old lady shooting nervous looks at the rough bikers in front of her.

31 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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I just got hit in the head with a full can of soda

31 upvotes • StickySlush
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I half to shit

31 upvotes • Hands_Off_My_Grocery
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Idk if you noticed but I'm slightly bipolar.

31 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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My wife screamed as she dropped our baby down the stairs.

31 upvotes • explicnt
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I love light bulbs

31 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber
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A husband is attending the burial of his wife, who has just died.

31 upvotes • Wolfgang2002
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I watched in awe while the team of Hugo, Frankenstein and Borge chronicled the event.

31 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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The year is 2113 and I'm almost done sorting out my dad's inheritance, but some of his stuff seems to have been in our family for generations

31 upvotes • Dashing_Steel
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Girls call me a loser until they find out how much money I make.

31 upvotes • DarthLocutusOfB0rg
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