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I felt a warm breeze on my face.

20 upvotes • BarneysFarts
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If a gorgeous woman sleeps with a dozen random guys then she's a whore, but if a man does it...

20 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness
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Two strangers were talking and they discovered that one of them is a sadist and the other is a masochist.

20 upvotes • Peanut_Butt3r675
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My wife caught me crossdressing last night.

20 upvotes • [deleted]
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The little girl pointed at me as I screamed out, her father covering her eyes and staring in disgust. NSFW

20 upvotes • baby-cakezz
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What do you call a Mexican guy with a rubber toe?

20 upvotes • mr_mike-2004
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I feel that 206 bones is too little for the human body.

19 upvotes • Checker_of_Vibes1
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19 upvotes • [deleted]
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I met a very spontaneous girl on tinder!

19 upvotes • [deleted]
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Today I went for a walk with a beautiful girl

19 upvotes • eqoute
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