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What’s something that looks really good on you? NSFW

18 upvotes • TheScrambone

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He always said I was the dumbest in the bunch.

18 upvotes • Electronic_Issue_978

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Japanese spiders be like

18 upvotes • That_Crazy_Girl_

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I’d like to return this shampoo, it’s faulty.

18 upvotes • Careless_Locksmith88

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My uncle, a chef, was happy to serve his enemies.

18 upvotes • TheCovarr

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if you asked 10 programmers how to solve a problem

18 upvotes • mmsood99

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The boy lied, stole, spit, and swore, saving up all the coal Santa gave him for Christmas every year

18 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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The last time I ever called someone a motherfucker was 10 years ago.

18 upvotes • Ancient_Fall

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You're my sunshine

18 upvotes • wholesome_hug_bot

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The guy who stole my diary died today

18 upvotes • PIatinumP0tato

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What’s something that looks really good on you? NSFW	18	TheScrambone
He always said I was the dumbest in the bunch.	18	Electronic_Issue_978
Japanese spiders be like	18	That_Crazy_Girl_
I’d like to return this shampoo, it’s faulty.	18	Careless_Locksmith88
My uncle, a chef, was happy to serve his enemies.	18	TheCovarr
if you asked 10 programmers how to solve a problem	18	mmsood99
The boy lied, stole, spit, and swore, saving up all the coal Santa gave him for Christmas every year	18	SliceLegitimate8674
The last time I ever called someone a motherfucker was 10 years ago.	18	Ancient_Fall
You're my sunshine	18	wholesome_hug_bot
The guy who stole my diary died today	18	PIatinumP0tato