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You're my sunshine

18 upvotes • wholesome_hug_bot

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Have you heard about this new sex trend where people stuff a little dog up their ass while they masturbate?

18 upvotes • [deleted]

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great, especially this one, because my evil stepmother died.

18 upvotes • cindybubbles

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They say never to look a gift horse in the mouth.

18 upvotes • GarnetAndOpal

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My girlfriend makes lamps

18 upvotes • PrettyHotPotatoPapi

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The last man on earth was taking a shit...

18 upvotes • whatheplacebo

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He always said I was the dumbest in the bunch.

18 upvotes • Electronic_Issue_978

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I got into an argument with my mime girlfriend.

18 upvotes • [deleted]

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What do you call kids partying with COVID-19?

18 upvotes • Tokiidokii_chan

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"You'd look better if you'd smile more."

18 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You're my sunshine	18	wholesome_hug_bot
Have you heard about this new sex trend where people stuff a little dog up their ass while they masturbate?	18	[deleted]
[OCT2020] Funerals are great, especially this one, because my evil stepmother died.	18	cindybubbles
They say never to look a gift horse in the mouth.	18	GarnetAndOpal
My girlfriend makes lamps	18	PrettyHotPotatoPapi
The last man on earth was taking a shit...	18	whatheplacebo
He always said I was the dumbest in the bunch.	18	Electronic_Issue_978
I got into an argument with my mime girlfriend.	18	[deleted]
What do you call kids partying with COVID-19?	18	Tokiidokii_chan
"You'd look better if you'd smile more."	18	HunterSDeadguy