/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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He’d been expecting it all day and he’d known there wasn’t a single thing he could do to stop it....

17 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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why do ducks have tail feathers?

17 upvotes • mr-mike_2004

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I am well endowed.

17 upvotes • PrettyHotPotatoPapi

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Mom always told me to never go into a soundproof basement

17 upvotes • Whocaresdamit

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It had taken all night, but Death had finally come.

17 upvotes • Cyrano_No

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They say there's no such thing as a stupid question.

17 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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How's day one without cigarettes going you ask?

17 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I don't think pedophiles are bad

17 upvotes • bambadjan_

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Roses are red, violets are violet,

17 upvotes • GrapeFlavoredOil

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I used to be pro life.

17 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He’d been expecting it all day and he’d known there wasn’t a single thing he could do to stop it....	17	IOughtToBeThrownAway
why do ducks have tail feathers?	17	mr-mike_2004
I am well endowed.	17	PrettyHotPotatoPapi
Mom always told me to never go into a soundproof basement	17	Whocaresdamit
It had taken all night, but Death had finally come.	17	Cyrano_No
They say there's no such thing as a stupid question.	17	Outside_Normal
How's day one without cigarettes going you ask?	17	HunterSDeadguy
I don't think pedophiles are bad	17	bambadjan_
Roses are red, violets are violet,	17	GrapeFlavoredOil
I used to be pro life.	17	HunterSDeadguy